Date: Before the Sun and Moon, but after the Count of Time began
My Mood Is: bewildered
We just heard a terrible noise coming out of the far northwest of Middle-Earth. It was the same sound the Orcs make when I torture them, but a million times worse.
It was clearly of supernatural origin, as we could hear it in Angband hundreds of miles away. Yes, I’ve returned to Angband — it’s my house, and I won’t be driven into hiding because Melkor was too much of a pussy to defeat Manwë and his butt buddies.
Anyway, I’ve sent some of the balrogs to see what it’s all about.
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What is this slanderous bilge directed against the Lords of the West?
To Eru you will return soon.
Pft. Is that really you, Mandos? You’re an asshat.
Seriously. “Oh, I’m Mandos, and I knew that was gonna happen.” Just STFU.